The Smartest Guy

Here's the converstation I just had with Tyler:

Me: Tyler, turn the tv to channel 28.
Tyler: Why, Mommy? I want to watch "Growing Up Creepie."
Me: No. We are going to watch Sesame Street so Claire can be as smart as you are.
Tyler: I don't want Claire to be as smart as me.
Me: Why not?
Tyler: Because I want to be the smartest guy in the world!
Me: Well, good thing Claire is a girl.
Tyler: No Mommy, I want to be the smartest one!

What a stinker! Too bad for him, Claire is going to be just as smart as he is & I'm betting Matthew will be too!